These handbags would be downright hilarious if they weren't so expensive. First we have the hideous Christian Louboutin Orylag Hobo which looks like a fat butt. A fat butt with back rolls to boot. It's covered in rabbit fur (the cheapest animal fur) and patent leather trim. This beast costs nearly $4,000.
Next we have the Christian Louboutin Alpaca Satchel. This looks like road kill. It's actually alpaca. The calfskin trim and chain link handles do not help much. At least this bag is not as much as the first, costing $1,695.
Stick with the shoes CL.